Head Bashing

"Reading the article about child language acquisition made me want to just bash the kids' heads into a wall. Harsh? Most definitely."

Pondering photography

"At home when I take pictures I try to be a little more artistic and provocative, for instance I am currently putting together a series of dog butts."

"I showed my photographs to my friends at home and when they would look through the collections they would quickly skip through the beaucolic scenes and settle on pictures in which I had accidentally or randomly included a person. The questions were always, “who's this? Or “what were they like”? And always inevitably “dang man shes hot, did you hit that”?"

Snowmageddon

Today in my section, ...nothing happened.... BECAUSE WE ARE UNDER 3 FEET OF SNOW.

Language Evolution

"I think the gossip theory is the most likely because, really, like all I do is gossip about people. And lie"

Getting Called Out

"I don't mean to call her out or anything, but that's not how she explained it in section"

Nail Wound

Today in my section a student had a large red spot on his shirt. Apparently he had jumped on a pile of construction materials the night before and received a puncture wound from a nail right above his heart. The wound was seeping blood throughout the day and through our lab onto his white shirt. He said it was about an inch deep and was apparently unconcerned about it. The "spot" was about 2 1/2 inches in diameter and growing.